If you have grown-up up in a Christian home that trust in the Holy Bible, then most certainly, you have limited yourself to chaperoned dating until the age of 21 years old. If you are truthfully saved, it is not until your 21st birthday, that the thought of dating someone without adult control would even enter your mind.

All these tips are for Christian men, age 21 or older. If you are truthfully saved, you are looking for a woman who will serve you and who loves the Lord as much as you do. You are searching for a woman who has kept herself pure for her future husband and for the Lord Jesus Christ. You are searching for a woman who knows how to cook and sew, a woman who can keep house. You are searching for a woman who will not spend your income or lean toward gossip. You are searching for a woman who will submit and obey, for there is no other way for a marriage to honor God without following the Biblical values that God has laid out for us in the Bible.

If you have found such a creature and she is not hairy, nor wont for excess in make-up or vulgar clothing, then you must prepare yourself for a first date. Here are a few tips to get you prepared for your first date.

Your hair
Head lice are very common among Christian men, particularly Pentecostals. Although it is a normal and natural approval from God to have head lice, you should certainly wash your hair before your date if only for the reason to keep away from the attraction of putting your arm around the young lady while lifting to scratch your head.

Pray
Spend the day previous to your date solitary prayer in a prayer-closet or a confined area. Ask the Lord to guide your words and actions. Ask Jesus to help you control your lust and pray that you will have a nightly emission before the date, thus making it easier for your carnal mind to operate on a level that is strictly spiritual.

Buy a Ring
Visit a jewelry store and purchase a ring. For the Christian man, every date is a potential mate. If she is the right gal, you will want to pop the question as soon as possible. It is always handy to have the engagement ring available.

Perform Verses
When you are on the date, use awkward moments of silence to quote scripture, or sing a favorite song. All women are impressed with such things. If she is not wood’s by this, it is a sign that she might be possessed by a demon. Take her to your church and drop her off by the back gate with a note to the pastor taped to her forehead. Be sure to safe her to a tree or post using chains or rope so that she won’t get away during the night.

Spruce Up
Wear Christian cologne. The only Christian fragrance available is “Betty Bowers’ The Essence Of Christian Men.” If you do not have any Christian cologne, rub your face in a Bible until you smell like the pages.

Take her to God
The best place for a first date is church. Oh, how impressed your sweetheart will be when she finds out you are taking her to Sunday evening services. Then, a romantic dinner at a restaurant.

Examine her Devotion
Use the time at the restaurant to find out if your sweetheart is really saved. Question her salvation at least 15 times. Make sure she knows the exact day and hour (and preferably the exact minute) she met Jesus.

Keep the Passion Censored
If the dressing work on your dick fails in the smallest amount bit, excuse yourself for the men’s room and re-adjust the harnessing.

Hush up your Passion
If you have not had a nightly emission before your date, make certain that you take extra precaution. Use an ace dressing or knitting yarn to tie your penis back against your stomach or underneath your honey. If you tuck instead of tie, make sure that the tip of your penis does not curl back far enough to enter the hole in your honey where you go poppy out of, otherwise you might accidentally sodomize yourself and inadvertently become a homosexual.

Avoid Touching
Make certain that there is no personal contact on this first date. Even if she has said “yes” to marriage, it is highly suggested that you abstain from even holding hands for at least two years until the courtship is over and you are whisked away on your honeymoon.

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